Nutrition 101: One Simple Diet Tip That’s More Than Half the Battle
I’m sure everyone’s heard some version of this little gem of diet tips, but it really is one of the most valuable pieces of advice to follow when it comes to eating healthy: don’t eat anything that comes in a bag or a box. The premise is so simple it can be sort of puzzling: just eat natural foods, the kind that don’t come prepackaged in a cardboard box or an airtight, sealed bag. ”Really, that’s it?” That’s it. That means no sugary cereal, no Twinkies, no Doritos, and while we’re at it, you can forget about drinks that come in cans too.

Congratulations! You’re in the right aisle.
Just to cover all our bases, here are some other versions of this rule:
- Don’t eat anything your grandmother wouldn’t recognize as food
- Don’t eat anything that doesn’t rot.
- Don’t eat it if there’s something on the ingredient label you can’t pronounce/recognize as actual food.
- Buy your food on the outside edges of the supermarket, not the middle aisles. [Typically where fresh food is]
- Don’t eat anything that casts a shadow. [Oops, how'd that get in there? Silly vegans.]
- Don’t eat anything on a dare.*
So what’s ok to eat? Fresh fruits and vegetables? Check. Meat and poultry? Check. Nuts, oils, and other natural fats? Keep ‘em coming. And don’t forget the spices to keep things interesting. Dairy and grains are in a bit of a grey area depending on who you ask, but if you can tolerate dairy, and make healthy choices with the grains, then you can include those too. However, chuck the Wonder bread and pick something out from the bakery section. As a matter of fact, get out of the supermarket and go to a REAL bakery. You’ll be pleasantly surprised at the vast difference in quality and taste [and fund some local moms and pops at the same time]. I personally won’t give up milk and cheese, but I also don’t recognize Velveeta as a type of cheese.
There are obviously some exceptions on both sides of the rule here. Yes, I know butter actually comes in a box. And unless you have a pasta press, some homemade fettuccine may be hard to come by, so as long as it’s a healthier option like wheat, it may be a line you can tiptoe across. Also, almost any guy that’s been hitting the gym has had some form of protein powder, including myself. Protein is just protein and a gram or two of artificial sweetener won’t derail all your efforts in following the guideline. Don’t go off and try to find every exception in the book though. The point is still to eat foods made by nature, or made by you after they were made by nature. Leave the machines and the packaging plants out of it.

The one ingredient that actually counts as food isnt even spelled correctly. Needless to say, this foodlike item doesnt make the cut.
“But I can still follow those rules and find something unhealthy.”
Yep, you definitely could. But be honest, how hard did you just have to think about the most unhealthy food you could possibly conjure up using natural, fresh ingredients? Plus, how much work is that food going to take to make? Not only does it take a bit of thinking to eat unhealthy under the above guidelines, but the effort it takes to actually make that food almost serves as a deterrent mechanism for how often you’ll eat those foods.
That’s because unhealthy options in this category tend to fall into special occasion food: holidays, parties, big family dinners. These are all venues that don’t exactly scream healthy, but its equally unlikely that your grandmother is pulling out Pop-tarts at Thanksgiving, so technically you’re still following the rules. So, that one simple sentence above even has the fact that ‘you shouldn’t be worried about a stupid diet during the holidays‘ built into it.
“So what’s so great about this diet?”
For starters, it’s less of a diet and more of a lifestyle guideline that’ll keep you healthy for a pretty long time. You can pretty much use this for any goal you’re trying to accomplish. You can lose fat or gain muscle eating like this. Or you can stay the same weight while vastly improving your health. I didn’t outline a particular use for this diet because it’s not really useful for just ONE goal. It’s a base off which to build you future plans. Just follow one simple rule first, and then after you get used to it, tweak it to get the results you personally want. [Which is not to say you won't get results while you're getting used to it. You will.]
Another great thing about eating “clean,” as it’s often called, is that you develop a taste for real food. Here’s a confession: I loved kiwi-strawberry Snapple, and occasionally I missed it. Then I realized that actual kiwis and strawberries were a whole lot better. [Note: modern factory farmed strawberries taste a bit like cardboard. You have to get the real ones - the smaller, the sweeter. Those are awesome.] Lately, when I eat junk food I haven’t had in a while, I wonder what the big deal was anyway. Some cheat foods will always have a soft spot in your heart, but after eating well for a while, you’ll realize you’re not missing out on much when you stop eating crap.
Stay tuned for more on why this style of eating works and how to use it for different goals. In the meantime, try it out. Questions about what’s ok to eat or awesome overnight results [kidding]? Any suggestions for “junk” food that you can make following the above rule? Leave them in the comments.
*Ok, so that’s not a real rule. But when’s the last time it was actually a smart idea to eat something someone dared you to put in your mouth?

